var timeline_events = new Array(36);
    timeline_events[0] = "779~~~Tue Aug 15 2006 12:00:00 GMT-0800~~~Pre Alpha Development~~~Steven and I worked on the proof of concept for Timefo. We spent almost all of our available time after work and on weekends working on the site. At the time, it was called Kronologi.  More back-story coming soon.";
    timeline_events[1] = "781~~~Thu Feb 01 2007 12:00:00 GMT-0800~~~No Development~~~I worked on what was then Kronologi for all of January, 2007, but ended up taking a break for quite a while after that. Also, all of the work that I did in January was scrapped as it was just too complicated.";
    timeline_events[2] = "780~~~Fri Aug 03 2007 12:00:00 GMT-0800~~~Alpha Development~~~I started working on Kronologi in earnest again in September, 2007. At that time, the name was changed to Timefo, and the site was revamped. Alpha-release work continues to this day, and anyone who can find the signup link can sign up!";
    timeline_events[3] = "577~~~Sun Nov 25 2007 22:31:00 GMT-0800~~~Start and End date changes~~~After much wrangling with how to parse dates prior to 1902, I came across a blog entry that gave me a hint of how to do it. The entry was actually about how to make a Rails app go faster, and one of the hints was to no let Rails parse dates. So, I took that advice, and implemented my own date parser. I also added the very cool Calendar Date Select for picking dates. Right now, dates are only available in \"American\" format (mm/dd/YYYY 00:00 AM|PM) but international dates are on the to-do list.  So, I have implemented this change for both general timeline information, and for events.";
    timeline_events[4] = "578~~~Mon Nov 26 2007 22:10:00 GMT-0800~~~Released new version of Timefo~~~ After 2 weeks of work, a new version of Timefo has been released! Phew, it still has some rough edges (ok, a lot of rough edges), but at least it is out the door!   As I mentioned in the previous entry, the date fields have been changed so that now you can have anything from 0001-01-01 - well into the future. Also, a wonderful date picker has been added (see previous post).   I have also fixed the email server info, and now signup, etc., works properly!   Be sure to check out the \"Share\" section of your timeline, as now you can restrict who can see your timeline, and you can send a email to your friends and family to let them know about your timeline. ";
    timeline_events[5] = "581~~~Wed Dec 05 2007 22:30:00 GMT-0800~~~Early December Release~~~ I did a lot of updates for this release. A lot of fixes, too.  Each event can now have a location, and that location will be put on a Google Map! There is a preview available of the map when editing an event.  I also added the SIMILE filter and highlight controls for a timeline, fixed the search, and added details about the timeline, all in a nice compact tabbed section at the top of the rendered timeline. The search even highlights the chosen event, too.  Note 1: The maps seems to only half render when you first select an event. Clicking on the event again causes the map to fully render. I'll have to take a look at this. Note 2: The remote timeline feature is a little out-of-date. I will be fixing that next.";
    timeline_events[6] = "583~~~Sun Dec 09 2007 21:45:00 GMT-0800~~~Mid December Release~~~I have just published a new version of Timefo! This is a small update, but it includes some nice things:   View count for timelines -- now you can see how many times a timeline has been viewed. Event viewing instructions have been moved to the Search tab -- this allowed me to use the blind_down and blind_up rjs methods which makes YouTube videos work again! Center position attribute was added for a timeline -- this allows a person to set where the timeline should center when it is loaded. The options are first event, or last event.   More coming very soon!";
    timeline_events[7] = "584~~~Sun Dec 16 2007 19:35:00 GMT-0800~~~Getting ready for launch~~~We are getting closer to launching Timefo! Curt is busy getting the StudioMedius, LLC, setup, and I am working hard to get all the basic functionality of Timefo working.  Instead of Google AdSense, we are going to try a new company called Adpinion. They let the user say whether or not they like the ad. If the user says \"thumbs down,\" then the ad disappears. If the user says they like the ad, then they will get more ads like that. The idea is that since you have to see the ads, you might as well see ads you like/would be interested in. We'll see how it works.";
    timeline_events[8] = "585~~~Mon Dec 17 2007 21:45:00 GMT-0800~~~December 18 Release~~~ Released new version with Adpinion ads! I feel like Timefo is somehow more official now. I don't know what it is, but this is a big deal to me.   Oh, and perhaps a bigger deal is the addition of tags! I have added tags to events. So, you can now tag your events! I will be adding them to the timeline itself soon (so you can have tags for the timeline as a whole). I also need to add the tags to the event details, and add a new tab to the timeline interface that lists the tags (for the timeline itself). Tags will also be used for searching and a tag cloud (of course). ;-)   Along with tags I have added the \"Allow Others to Use Events?\" question in the Share section. The reason for this is that, very soon, you will be able to make a timeline just from other people's tags! So, we wanted to give people the opportunity to opt-out of this up front. We fell like this is going to be a very big part of Timefo's social networking capability. Imagine making a timeline from all tags marked as \"yosemite\" or \"burningman\". Now that will be very cool.  Much more coming soon.";
    timeline_events[9] = "588~~~Wed Dec 19 2007 21:30:00 GMT-0800~~~December 19 Release~~~Bernadette found some bugs with the sign up process, and with creating her first timeline. Specifically, the timeline would not render if you tried to preview it before any events where added. So, I fixed this so that if there are no events, the start date and end dates are just the start date of the timeline itself.   I also fixed the start date and end date error messages based on the info in Railscast #32, \"Time in Text Field\". ";
    timeline_events[10] = "590~~~Sat Dec 29 2007 12:40:00 GMT-0800~~~An Event Can Now Have a Label~~~Events can now have a label!  You can now add up to 25 labels per timeline, and then associate an event with that label. There is also a \"Labels\" key in the tabbed section at the top of the timeline.  Labels are great for grouping like items in a timeline. For instance, if you are making a timeline about your life, you might create a label named \"Places I have lived\", and give the label the color green. Then, if you create an event that tells about a place where you lived, you can assign the \"Places I have lived\" label. Just look at the \"Labels\" tab on this timeline to get a sense of how this works.\"  There are two issues with the labels at this time:  If you create too many labels, not all of them show up in the \"Labels\" key. I have to add the ability to scroll through the labels. Or, maybe put them into a lightbox... Labels are not lists on a user's timelines list page. So, to edit labels, you have to go to some other part of the timeline first, then click on the labels tab. I will fix this soon. ";
    timeline_events[11] = "589~~~Sat Dec 29 2007 13:40:00 GMT-0800~~~December 29 Release~~~Released a new version of Timefo with labels! See the \"An Event Can Now Have a Label\" feature announcement.";
    timeline_events[12] = "593~~~Sat Jan 05 2008 15:00:00 GMT-0800~~~January 5 Release~~~Released a new version of Timefo that corrects the label issue mentioned in the \"An Event Can Now Have a Label\" entry. I fixed the issue of displaying the labels in the area above the timeline by putting them in a carousel. So, if a timeline has more than 5 labels, then they get put in a carousel. I will probably end up making this more than 4, or if the length of the names of the first n labels is more than, say 100, then I'll activate the carousel. ";
    timeline_events[13] = "607~~~Mon Jan 07 2008 21:10:00 GMT-0800~~~Will if fly?~~~Well, this week I post Timefo to the SIMILE general mailing list. I can only hope I have everything ready to go. I know this is only an alpha (we plan to skip \"beta\" altogether), but still, it makes me nervous. Will people like it? Love it? Hate it? Have lots of problems? I'm sure some of each. Regardless, I am having a ball using it myself to keep track of my own life. Sometimes I find myself filling out details of my life on Timefo when I should be working on something for the site! For instance, today I was working on some new screen shots for the tour, but ended up spending about 90 minutes putting in places I have lived. I made it so detailed that I couldn't really use the timeline for screen shots anymore because it contained too much personal information. So, I had to then use the Alcatraz timeline instead. Oh well, at least I know one person who loves this app!  We've got Timefo at a place where it is usable and fun for someone who might be interested in timelines as a hobby. I think it will take a little bit more for it to move beyond that. I have at least 6 features in mind that I want to add that I feel can bring it beyond hobby status, but I need to resist. I need wait to hear what other people want Timefo to do. I know people will use Timefo, and when they do, they'll let us know.";
    timeline_events[14] = "616~~~Wed Jan 09 2008 12:20:00 GMT-0800~~~January 9 Release~~~After sending out the Timefo URL to my friends and family last night, it became apparent that I needed to add a preview to the event description container (see the icon of a page with the little green arrow next to the event description text field), and to also translate two line breaks into \"<br/><br/>\", as putting in paragraph tags is really a pain. I also added this functionality to the timeline description (but no preview there).";
    timeline_events[15] = "679~~~Wed Jan 09 2008 14:16:00 GMT-0800~~~Email to SIMILE Mailing List~~~Email to the SIMILE general mailing list.   Hello SIMILE Developers,  I hope you do not mind this blatant ad on the mailing list, but if anyone is interested in timelines, it is the people on this list!  I would like to announce to you a web application that we have been developing called Timefo:     http://timefo.com/tour  Timefo stands for \"time formation\" -- the formation of events over time, i.e., a timeline. Timefo lets you develop your own timelines via an easy-to-use web interface. You can create up to 30 timelines, add up to 2000 events and 25 labels, plot events on a Google map, and much more coming soon.  We are planning to add the ability to \"feed\" your timeline with RSS and other sources (like a Google Spreadsheet). Before we do that, however, we want to get the basic functionality right, and to prove that, we need some users. We know that you are developers who are working on your own timeline projects, but if you have time or are interested, we'd love for you to sign up and give Timefo a whirl!  The home page of Timefo still says, \"Coming Soon\" as is really only a private beta (we are calling it alpha) at this point. However, if you follow the link above, it will get you to the application so that you can see how it works, and of course sign up if you want. If you find it interesting, please do not post a link to Digg or Reddit or anywhere else as we are not ready for that yet. (We can only hope you like the site that much! :-))  We also have a blog, which itself is a timeline:     http://timefo.com/timelines/timefo/22  Also, we'd like to give a huge Thank You to David Huynh for creating this fabulous API, and for all of his help when we had questions. Honestly, Timeline is a pretty amazing piece of software.  Thanks!  -lucas  P.S. Timefo currently works best with the Firefox family of browsers (Firefox, Camino, Flock, etc.). We have done brief testing with IE 7 and what we tested works ok, but we can't guarantee much. If you want to use IE, please do so and let us know what doesn't work! Also, Safari 3 works great except for the search on the timeline itself.";
    timeline_events[16] = "678~~~Mon Jan 14 2008 22:35:00 GMT-0800~~~Collecting Ourselves~~~Well, last week wen sent out the URL for Timefo to the SIMILE general mailing list, and we got a pretty good response. However, we had some issues that caused some users to get \"Application Error\" messages right after they signed up, and that is not good at all.  In an effort to fix that problem, I introduced another problem which caused user's timelines to not render at all (on the public timelines page, and in the preview page)! I frantically tried to fix that problem, and did, eventually, about 2 hours later. It was a clear sign that I didn't have enough functional tests to cover our cases. So, I have totally rewritten the way the timelines_controller works, and now have a huge amount of tests!  I still have not released this update yet, and I need to soon, as  an individual's timeline page still does not render -- it says that the user does not exist. I hope to publish this out very soon.  Once the latest code base is released, we need to move onto some of the things that we got feedback on, and also adding the ability to view your timeline remotely -- i.e., embed your timeline in another website. While I was thinking about how to do this, I also realized that Timefo has a feature already that we have not promoted: An XML feed of your events! Well, almost. When we export the XML for rendering the timeline, we include only the things that are necessary to display the timeline itself (event title, start and end dates, colors, etc.), what we don't export are the description, tags, media, and location. But, with a small change to the current method, we could easily output this information, and then Timefo would have the beginnings of an API! And the cool thing is we didn't even plan to have that, but we basically have it for free. The same goes for the JavaScript that is used to make the timeline. So, we could really make an entire API for people to interact with the Timefo service. They could put the data into Timefo, and then use the API to render a timeline anywhere they wanted to.";
    timeline_events[17] = "680~~~Tue Jan 15 2008 22:00:00 GMT-0800~~~January 15 Release~~~Ok, this is the release of the revamped timelines_controller. Timefo is built using Rails, so for the timelines_controller, we have implemented two before filters: one to find the person from the passed in username, and the other to find the timeline based on the passed in id.  The person filter goes first, and if it can't find the person, it renders the \"No person found\" template and returns false. If the person is found, but the timeline for the person is not found, then the second filter renders the \"No timeline found\" template and returns false. Returning false from either of these filters stops the filter chain, and the processing of the request.  This seems to be working out quite well. Also, you can now view list of a user's timelines (this was not working after the fixes of the morning of 1/10).  I also fixed a bug with the timeline JavaScript where the dates where still using the Rails :long format, which actually does not have a time component. We now use the same date/time format for event rendering as for rendering of the timeline JavaScript code that sets up the timeline.";
    timeline_events[18] = "694~~~Wed Jan 23 2008 22:15:00 GMT-0800~~~January 23 Release~~~This release implements some features that some users requested!  We have added the following:  When editing events (adding, deleting, modifying), the list of events is regenerated so that the events are in order -- before an event was just added to the end of the list, and if a date was changed, the order in the list was not changed. Now events are always rendered by start date. If you have more than 20 events, you can filter your events by title in the event editing section. The events list in the editing section are color-coded using the label colors. You can now set the height of the timeline, and the width of the interval. For instance, if you have a timeline with a lot of data in a short period of time, you can increase the height of the timeline and the width of the interval units. Dates for the timeline are now rendered with GMT offsets instead of just putting everything as UTC. This allows for more accurate rendering of the dates on the interface. ";
    timeline_events[19] = "722~~~Sun Jan 27 2008 23:40:00 GMT-0800~~~Add New Label bug~~~With the advent of new features comes new bugs...  There is currently a bug when adding a new label. When you add a new label, the label will add, but then the form you get back is the add form again. You should get back the edit form. This will be fixed Monday night.  So, if you add a label and you then want to immediately edit that label, click on the name of the label in the list of the left, and then edit it.";
    timeline_events[20] = "726~~~Mon Jan 28 2008 22:55:00 GMT-0800~~~Add New Label bug fixed~~~The bug with the Add New Label and Add New Event has been fixed. This bug was caused by the addition of the filtering feature on the event editing page.";
    timeline_events[21] = "752~~~Thu Mar 13 2008 22:00:00 GMT-0800~~~March 13 Release~~~Wow, after much work, we have released a new version of Timefo!  This release of Timefo has a lot of changes under the hood, so to say, which lays the groundwork for some of the things we have in store for the future. I'll get back to that in a minute, but first, the things that are visible.  Most notably, events are now displayed in a lightbox. This was a very tough decision to make, but enough people were sufficiently annoyed that you had to scroll down to see the events (even on a large screen) that we decided to go with the lightbox. The best thing about the lightbox is that now you have a virtual \"slideshow\" of your events. From within the lightbox you can navigate back and forth just by using your keyboard (or clicking on the previous and next links at the bottom of the lightbox). So, you can use \"p\" for previous, \"n\" for next, and even close the lightbox using \"x\", \"c\", \"o\" or \"esc\" (escape). These commands came from the lightbox2 JS library, so we thought we'd keep \"o\" even though we really don't know how that relates to close. :-)  The lightbox displays all the information about the event in separate tabs. The main tab is for the description, and there are tabs for any media and for the map of the location of the event. Note: It is recommended that if you have any images or other media associated with an event, that you pick a \"medium\" size image or video as the lightbox size is limited.  We have also modified the lightbox for the preview of your media, location, and description while editing an event. This is also in anticipation for an major overhaul in the way you edit your events, and even preview the entire event. We are also planning to add the ability to edit in-place an event while viewing it in the lightbox!  There are still some modifications to be done to the lightbox, but this is our first draft of it, so let us know what you think.  Now for the big behind-the-scenes change.  As you may have noticed, a lot of the timelines show the same date and time as the last updated time. This is because we (Timefo) actually updated a lot of the timelines by adding a lat_lang (latitude and longitude) column to the timelines and the events tables. This is in anticipation for our next major feature: a map of all of the events for which you have entered a location! Unfortunately, when we ran the script to add the lat_lang info, it updated the updated_at column on the timeline. In the future when we make changes like this we will make sure that the updated_at column does not get changed. Also, from now on, when you add or update an event, the lat_lang column will be automatically updated.  We also made a lot of changes to the way the timeline renders, so we will very soon be offering the ability to \"take your timeline with you!\" In other words, you will be able to embed your timeline in another site like a YouTube video. This will be ready very soon and we think a lot of people are going to like this. This is also one of the other reasons why we changed the way the events are viewed.  We hope you enjoy this release of Timefo. More is coming very soon...";
    timeline_events[22] = "753~~~Thu Mar 13 2008 22:20:00 GMT-0800~~~Why were all timelines updated on 3/13?~~~You may notice when you look at the last updated time for the timelines that they were updated at the same time. This is because they were all actually updated that time, but in the future we plan to fix this.  See the March 13 Release description for why this happened.";
    timeline_events[23] = "756~~~Wed Mar 19 2008 21:35:00 GMT-0800~~~March 19 Release~~~New release hot off the presses. A lot more cosmetic fixes, but some pretty major ones.  The way you edit events and labels has been changed. Instead of having a page that scrolls on and on, the events and labels are now edited in a compact area (still with a scroll) where you have full access to the event list, the name of the action you are performing, and the update/add cancel/done button and link, respectively. It is hard to describe, so go check it out. Thanks to Brian and Terri for pointing out how awkward the old way of editing events was. We have made the error messages consistent across all forms, and actually made sure that error messages show up for the fields that have errors! The event description area of the event details lightbox a little more defined. This helps especially when you have a long description (like this one) and you have to scroll. If you are reading this, you are witnessing first-hand what I am talking about. See the border around this set of text? Yea, that's what I'm talking about. We fixed a bug where the lightbox would not close if in IE. Big progress was made on the \"world map\" view of the events. Not done yet, but oh so close!  Things are really starting to get exciting, so stay tuned for more real soon!";
    timeline_events[24] = "763~~~Sun Mar 30 2008 19:25:00 GMT-0800~~~March 30 Release~~~We have a global map! I will be putting more details into a special event entitled \"The global map is here.\". However, briefly, a user now has the ability to put all of their events onto one map. The map markers are colored, too, with the label color for the event type.";
    timeline_events[25] = "764~~~Sun Mar 30 2008 19:30:00 GMT-0800~~~Global maps are here!~~~We have added a global map feature for the timeline. Now, if you want, you can go to the Map Details section of the timeline administration and you can add a map to your timeline. This will plot all of the events that have a location on one big Google map. You can set the center position of the map, and the zoom level (street, city, county, state, region, etc.).  Check out the 2008 SF Murders and Shootings map for an example.  This is very exciting for me, as I have always wanted to see all of the places I have been in the world plotted on one map! It also gives more content to your events. It will be nice, too, when you can put other people's events on your timeline, and then you will be able to see, at-a-glance, if they have been to the same place(s) as you.";
    timeline_events[26] = "786~~~Thu Apr 17 2008 22:50:00 GMT-0800~~~April 17 Release~~~Some things have disappeared in this release. We took the filter and hightlight controls away! Yes, we removed a feature. It only worked with the timeline, and could have been pretty confusing for timelines that had a global map, so we removed it!  However, in its place, we made sure that the event searching worked for the map. Now, when you search and you are in the map view, if the event you select has a location, the map centers to that location.  Also, regardless of which view you are in, the map and timeline still move to the event you select. So, for instance, if you are in the timeline view and search for and select an event that also has a location, the map will center to that location, even though it is not visible. Conversely, if you are in the map view and do a search, the event you choose will be centered in the timeline view, so that when you go back to the timeline view, the timeline will be centered on that event.  Give it a try!";
    timeline_events[27] = "813~~~Fri May 02 2008 19:05:00 GMT-0800~~~We're still working on Timefo!~~~We are still working on Timefo. Unfortunately, we are not able to devote a full-time effort to Timefo, so that is why it has been a little quiet lately, we are still working on new features!  Oh, and we we are working to fix the issue with the label not always showing up properly when the even is being displayed in the lightbox. This fix is coming soon.";
    timeline_events[28] = "859~~~Mon May 19 2008 23:15:00 GMT-0800~~~May 18 Release~~~Wow, it's been a whole month since an update! However, this release is pretty significant as we not only fixed the label display bug on the event details (woo hoo), but we also opened up the home page! (See next event for more details about this last one.)  The event details lightbox has had yet another upgrade, and a few more very minor tweaks are in the works. Oh, and the lightbox detail box is now drag-able! Click on the title bar and drag...  We have also started working on the even import feature! Right now we have rudimentary support for importing a Twitter RSS feed based on start and end dates. We think this is going to be a pretty significant feature -- it has already been quite cool to use just for testing!  More coming very, very, very soon!";
    timeline_events[29] = "860~~~Mon May 19 2008 23:15:00 GMT-0800~~~Home Page Is Live!~~~The home page has been released and Timefo is now live to anyone who stumbles upon the site!  I would like to get the images up on S3 before we start announcing the site to places like Hacker News, so that will probably be about another week. But this is very exciting. Very!";
    timeline_events[30] = "866~~~Mon May 26 2008 20:00:00 GMT-0800~~~Email Update to Timefo Users~~~Hello Timefo Users,  It has been quite a while since the last email announcement about Timefo, so let me first start by saying thanks to all of you for trying out Timefo, and sending in your feedback! Your feedback has been very valuable to us, and we have already made a host of changes based on you comments. Again, thank you!  Since our January emails to the SIMILE mailing list and to friends and family, we have made changes to Timefo more than a dozen times, with one of the latest changes bringing the most exciting feature: A global map for all the events on a timeline! Check out an example here:     http://timefo.com/timelines/lr/25  With this feature, each event that has a location can be plotted on a Google map. These events are color-coded based on the event label, just like they are on the timeline. We feel that having this feature is a very important way of visualizing where the events of a timeline have taken place.  This feature also gets us one step closer to being able to share events with other Timefo users. In the very near future, you will be able to put events from other timelines on your timeline, and with the global map feature you will easily be able to see if other people have been to the same places as you, and if so, you can then go and read about their experience in that place. So, be sure to add a location to each of your events!  We have also made several interface changes to Timefo. These may seem minor, but they are based on feedback from users, and they make using Timefo that much easier. Also, events now display in a lightbox, and this allows you to view the contents of a timeline without having to scroll down the screen or even scroll the timeline. Keyboard navigation has been enabled in the lightbox, so it is possible to go to the previous and next events simply by pressing \"p\" and \"n\", respectively.  Currently, we are working on an \"Import Events\" feature which will allow you to import events from services that have an RSS or Atom feed. The first service for which you will be able to do this will be Twitter. So check back very soon for this new feature!  You can keep up-to-date with changes to Timefo by visiting the Timefo blog:     http://timefo.com/timelines/timefo/22  Please keep in mind that Timefo is still alpha, and we are actively making improvements and fixing problems. At this time, we still recommend use Firefox when using Timefo, but it works well with Safari and IE, too.  Again, thank you very much for your support and feedback! Please keep it coming: feedback@timefo.com.  -lucas  P.S. If you no longer wish to receive emails like this, log into Timefo and uncheck the \"Stay Informed?\" checkbox in the Account Preferences section: http://timefo.com/account/preferences.  ----------------------------- Lucas Rockwell Timefo Co-Founder lr@timefo.com";
    timeline_events[31] = "917~~~Mon Jun 09 2008 22:25:00 GMT-0800~~~June 9 Release~~~Minor update of some interface elements.  Things changed in this release:  In the timeline view, we moved the labels to the bottom of the timeline as we found that the carousel in the Labels tab didn't always work. Added in-line help for the signup form, and main timeline and map forms. Added pagination to the public timelines list. Removed the description for a label, as we realized that it was never going to get used anywhere.  More coming soon!";
    timeline_events[32] = "951~~~Tue Jun 17 2008 22:05:00 GMT-0800~~~Whoops~~~Woops, I accidentily included the import feature in the Timeline Editing tabs. This is unfortunate as I am sure the app gave an Application Error page if anyone actually tried to use the feature. Sorry about that. This feature is coming soon, however. We'll post an entry when it is ready for prime time.";
    timeline_events[33] = "981~~~Mon Jul 21 2008 19:00:00 GMT-0800~~~Where are all the timelines?~~~Hey, what's up? The public timelines page says there are over 70 timelines, but I only see a dozen or so on the page. So, where are all of these timelines?  Well, a lot of timelines are marked as private, and/or not published. For instance, I have a timeline about my life that I keep private. Only the people who I give the private URL for my timeline, can view it.  So, although it would be nice if there were a lot of public timelines, we can't blame people if they want to keep the inner-workings of their live (semi)private. :-)";
    timeline_events[34] = "982~~~Mon Jul 21 2008 19:05:00 GMT-0800~~~Timefo Status~~~You may be asking yourself, \"What is up with Timefo,\" and that would be a good question.  Well, the answer is this, we're working on it. Slowly, but surely. We are working on some stuff that is taking a while, but it is coming.  So, don't worry, this site is not going to go away! How can we be so sure: Because we rely on it to keep track of our own lives!!! :-)";
    timeline_events[35] = "1004~~~Sun Sep 28 2008 15:15:00 GMT-0800~~~Timefo moved to a new server~~~Timefo was moved to our new server at Joyent today. We hope your experience is a little bit snappier...";